Eat your porrage and drink your juice

I don't know why that's my title, I heard someone say it this week and for some reason, I laugh everytime I hear it.

Sunday night was the Bears game. Buddy came over and we drank a bunch of Capn n cokes, then went to the bar afterwards to play soom pool. The poor people we played sucked major donkey balls. And after they were done, I gave them some tips on how to play better... in fact, that sounds shitty of me to say it like that... it was actually an entire session of sitting with them at the table for about 1/2 hour explaining how to hold the stick and follow through. It was refreshing to see people who actually didn't thought they knew everything and were open to learning. My partner ended up leaving and I stuck around waiting for some games. I got a couple bites and then Cass called.

Holy shit, I should have never picked up the phone b/c she ended up meeting me at the bar I was at. She was crying b/c the guy she was dating was actually married. She acted like she was upset but let me tell you that this girl has never been honest once to me so that this actually happened to her just seems like karma to me. In addition, she was saying how in love she was with the guy but later tells me in a different conversation about some other guys she was sleeping with within the last couple months. Looks like she got over mister man in the matter of 20 min. Nice rebound.

Well, speaking of rebounds, it was looking like since I was going to be the shoulder to cry on, that I also going to be that evening's rebound. I mean, c'mon, the girl was upset for all over 37 minutes, this girl obviously needed some loving. Well, typically, I would love to accomodate a damstrell in distress, especially with a girl that has one of the best set of melons that I have ever seen. But... and I mean a big BUT... this girl is crazier than a shithouse frat.

She did stay over at my place that night. There was a little makeout until I remembered how fucked up this girl was in the head. For example, she wanted me to spank her. Of course, I love administering a good spanking. But with this girl, I gave a couple swings and she starts crying. Of course I stopped and then she told to keep going... then she began hitting me b/c I wouldn't do it again. That's so fucked up. She basically wanted to pretend she was being taken advantage of or molested... I don't know. It fucked me up the whole week. Is that what it's really come to in my life? That is, chicks like this? God, I hope not.

I wish that girl I went to the Bulls game with was interested in me. Rebecca. She could be interested in me one day but not now.

Friday night, I stayed in. My roommate came home with Meg at about 12:30 so I went to hang with them at the bar. Then these other girls came over. 3 of them... all completely hot. I got into a good conversation with one of them. She seemed intelligent. This girl orinally from Zambia. She looked like a mix of black, indian, and white. She was very beautiful. They stayed until 7 am. I left it cool, didn't ask for a number or anything. Sat night, they come over to preparty. My roommate was drunk from being out all day and he was going to a club with them that night. I still decided to stay in last night. However, I did burn a dvd for the Zambian girl b/c it was a part of our conversation from the night before and I told her I would do it. I gave it to her. They took off for the club soon thereafter. They even came back after the club for after hours but I was in bed. I went up there when I woke up in the morning only to discover she left the dvd there. What a bitch. Now she probably forgot it but then again, I really don't think she cared all that much that I did that for her. I didn't do it b/c I wanted to hook up with her or ask her out... I did it b/c I said I would and I thought it was a nice gesture. And for whatever reason, it really pisses me off that she left it there. And I really think that these 3 girls are hanging out with my roommate b/c he probably doesn't let them buy a drink when they're out and the amount of blow they do just from him is most likely ridiculous. Just greedy whores. It's the standard these days. It's a shame.