Thanksgiving Eve (aka Amateur Night)
Ah yes, Thanksgiving Eve, the second, if not the biggest night to go out in Chicago. Unfortunately, what that entails is everyone and their mother floods the bars in the greater metropolitan area. And I'm not kidding, I hooked up with someone's mother a couple years ago, she may have even been yours. If anyone's worried, don't, your mom still doesn't take in the pooper, however, she did wail like a banshee when I had her legs pegged behind her head. So I guess the real question is where is your mom tonight?
I really don't know why the hell I'm going to torture myself this year with venturing out into The Amateurs Night but I guess I'm a masochist at heart. What can I say?
Who will I bump into?
-Could it be a group of Schaumburgian Johnnies with fake IDs that all want to fight everything that looks their way?
-Or the girl who's way too drunk on the dance floor and getting groped by one of the aforementioned Johnnies?
-Or the really drunk guy who wants to be everyone's friend but says really weird things like his fascination with cow tipping?
-Or the girl that's way too excited to see her friends and shrieks every 5 minutes at a level that can break glass, more importantly, the glass holding my K1 & tonic. The only redeeming factor in running into this chick is watching how her "friends" aren't as excited to see her, giving her the look like "Oh fuck, how did she find us here, we told her we were going to Haiti for Thxgiving"
-Or will I see the underage girl that doesn't know any drink outside of an Amaretto Stone Sour? (And if you're reading this right now and saying "Oh Jeethuth, I like thothe thstone thours", well guess what? You're a fag.)
Oh, the rogue squadron will be out to play this evening. The only thing we can hope for is... hmmm, I don't know what to hope for. Well, since there most likely won't be any good coming out of this night, lets just hope for some entertainment.
Happy Black Wednesday All!
posted by Eric2613 @ 11/23/2005 05:14:00 PM
7 Comments:
Holy Moly!!
Don't call ME a mother fucker until you find my shoes under mom's bed!!!
LOL That's a grand way to put it> It could have been your mom!!LOL
I was talking to a buddy who dropped his son off a college and He said as he was driving to the campus there was a FRAT house that had college guys in front throwing bean bags drinking beer in the front yard watching all the new comers arriving and my buddy noticed a sign in this FRAT house's yard that said "Drop your daughters off here!!" LOL
Politcal incorrectness is very comical!!!
Peace !!
A bartender wouldnt serve me any amaretto stone sours (when I was 18) because according to him, "that is what the fat girls drink"...not since that day have I had an amaretto stone sour. (Hey, in my defense, I was still drinking jack daniels hurricane and downhome punch at that point in my life 4 of those bad boys would get me drunk, so I didnt know any better.)
I spent my Thanksgiving Eve in St. Louis seeing Rent. The movie. But trust me, if I had been in Chicago, I DEFINITELY would've been at Crobar, like, looking totally hott with my all my totally hott friends.
Ers, You don't have to tell me you would be looking hot, I think that goes without saying. You might be one of the few that could pull off a mu-mu and make me chubb in my pants.
Ers, and here I thought you were a vodka drinker.
Darling, just for that, you'll be starring in my jerk off fantasy tonight.
Make some stories tonight. Email me soon.
i DID e-mail you. why the lack of response?
Huh, I don't recall molesting anyone but I'm glad I could help out.
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