BJ Wonders

Holy shit, I almost forgot. Tami told me that she wanted me to come over b/c she needs a light bulb changed. For those of you who don't know what this means, which is probably all of you... it means that if I change her lightbulb for her, she gives me an immediate blow job afterwards. And b/c she's just so dirty she will let me shoot where ever I want or she'll swallow. But on Sunday she told me she wants me to dip my dick in OJ and then let her suck it b/c that really turns her on. But only if it's really pulpy orange juice. Fuckin' no complaints here! Shit, you can use a half orange and the head of my cock to make freshly squeezed OJ if it floats your boat and makes you want to suck me off more, God bless ya!

Oh, and get this, she likes to do that with chocolate milk too but doesn't prefer it with beer. What a prude. Yeah right!

So when it's 114 degrees outside in Chicago on Sunday and you fools are sitting in front of the a/c or going to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or whatever the fuck you do on a Sunday, just think there's one guy out there getting sucked off with oj on his pecker. Go figure.