Morning News Disaster

This morning on WGN morning new, I saw something very out of place. And no, it wasn't that douchebag sports guy who looks like the annoying waiter from Office Space saying something even remotely intelligent. When I was doing the online dating thing, I came in contact with this one girl. She was significantly older than myself but I thought what the hell, she seemed attractive. Who knew though, b/c her pic could have been 20 years old as well but I decided to take a chance anyway. Of course after a couple conversations, she was this self righteous, ivy league bitch who questioned and over analyzed everything. But she was also a singer. So I pop on the tube this morning with a slight hangover only to see this bitch wailing chords before commercial break. Let me just say right now, thank the lord I never got to the point where I was dating this girl and had to go to her shows. I think if I had to listen to her nails-on-a-chalkboard voice for 3 more seconds before they cut to break, I would have grabbed the nearest sharp object and punctured my own ear drums. Needless to say I was embarrassed for her and I can't imagine they'll be anymore repeat performances on that morning show for her.