I decided to set this blog up just so I had a place to vent. As I am in real life with my direct approach on most matters, this blog represents my true feelings about friends, family and especially, my dating life. In a city as big as Chicago and the amount of people I meet on any given day or night, it's worth remembering those experiences in one way or another b/c they ultimately make up who I am. My interests: Terrorizing vaginas and spelunking the many parts of a woman with my tongue... and collecting Garbage Pail Kids and African garden gnomes
I was told today that "I will hurt your penis in my vagina".
posted by Eric2613 @ 9/16/2005 02:24:00 PM
2 Comments:
Now that's not a bad idea. Food poisoning it is. Why even take the chance of getting caught faking it. I have to sell this. Taco Bell here I come!
Anyone got a spork? ;)
Oh Natalia, these girls are everywhere, I just have the uncanny knack to find them no matter where I go.
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