Nothing gets the salsa pumping like a little Mexican Dominoes

Unfortunately, this weekend was filled with low key activities all the way. I hit up my Ceres after work on Thursday, then went to another bar with my brother. The downside there was I took a weak rejection from a girl that was a pretty good fascimile of Ers (some of you know who she is) looks wise. Despite some really good rapport with her and she still pink slipped me. Sucks, but what are you going to do? The upside was my brah and I rolled muthafuckas in pool. I was such a shithead that when the guys would step up to shoot, I would take the light that hangs over the table, shine it at them and say "Is it white boy day? Yo [my brother's name], it's not white boy day, is it?" And he would "Naaah, it's not white boy day". They looked at me like I was fucking crazy, but if you saw True Romance, maybe you would appreciate the humor in this. Thank you Gary Oldman, you ingenious englishman, for playing the best piece of Detroit, wigger trash I've ever seen. Somehow I managed not to get a bottle smashed in the back of my skull. They must have thought I was really crazy. And everyone that's ridden the green line knows that you don't fuck with crazy people b/c they may in fact pee on you.

Friday... in bed early.

Early Sat morning... This is a Fuck You to my roommate who brings C-whores around our fucking place weekend after weekend...

I woke up at 5:30 Sat morning and heard voices/clip-clopping of high heel shoes at the bar upstairs. Of course I knew exactly what was going on, it was just a matter of seeing who was at the Shit Show that night. So I went upstairs and walk into my roommate doing the Pledge of Allegiance, then they turn to me and the rest goes a little something like this...
Coke Whore #1: Heeeeyyy, do you have any speeches that you can do off the top of your head too?
(Instantly I think to myself, I didn't know the fucking Pledge of Allegiance was a speech)
Coke Whore #2: Yeeeah, like the Gettysburg Address?
(I'm thinking that's a pretty tall order, isn't it? Out of all speeches, you ask if I have memorized the Gettysburg fucking Address???)
Me: (trying to hold in everything I have so I don't open my mouth with an array of insults that all end in "you fucking crackhead") Well, good to see you guys are doing well, I'm going to head back down to bed... hey, good luck with those speeches.

Sat evening I watched Ravenous with my brother and had people over to play Mexican Dominoes. We actually had 2 mexicans present as well. In Mexico, they call it Cuban Dominoes which made me think that it probably has a bad connotation if they use another country for the name. I imagine it's something like how we have polish jokes in the US, the french have belgium jokes, australians have italian jokes and so on and so forth. Or maybe it's a weird coincidence. We finished with that around 2:30 am, oh yeah, chalk another W up in my category at the Mex Dom. Believe me though, it's nothing to be all that proud of, I think the game is for ages 7 and up. Anyway, my roommate turned on Team America. I'll watch any movie but that is one piece of shit that I'm not even going to give a chance. And if anyone wants to say, "Ohhh E, you should really give it a try, it's hilarious, it's so edgy and clever how those puppets ass rape each other, blah, blah, blah", my response will be "why don't you take that dvd and see if fits in your ass".

Luckily, Ms. S was present. She said she would stay over even though she wasn't feeling that well. Translation: I'm not feeling that well but once we lie down, I'm going to pull your cock out and still fuck you. That translation held pretty much to form. Although, after we lied down for about 5 min, I acted like I was going to go to sleep just to see what she would do. Oh, good things do come to those who wait, my friends. She starts kissing me lightly and says (I just get a little giddy thinking about it b/c it was such a turn on), "E, I want you to treat me like your little whore"... so I did... and it was awesome. Then later that night, as she slept on her stomach, I woke her up with me on top of her with my hard cock lightly rubbing against her pussy from behind and me sucking on her ear. As she woke up, I grabbed her hair and pulled her head to the side so I could manage to suck on her lip while I fucked her in that position. What I really enjoy about her is that she cums hardest when I have something in her ass. Her entire body is one big errogenous zone, I've never seen anything like it and she's a screamer which I love as well. She claims it's just the way I touch her but as a guy (back me up here, guys), you don't take that kind of shit seriously.

Don't you hate that? The girls that are like "God, your dick is so big, blah, blah, blah". Dude, I've watched porn before, I know what BIG is muthafucka. "But your dick is this and that, etc". Don't start doing that shit where you're comparing me with your last 6 bfs b/c I don't give a fuck. And I especially don't want to hear about man unit 5 minutes after I've finished shooting my load in/on your [insert preferred orifice or body part here]. Maybe I'm out there with that comment, maybe I'm not, all I know is in the grand scheme of things, it doesn't matter where I'm at b/c you're coming back to fuck more b/c you like the way I make you feel when you cum.

Sunday, was football. No one to fuck during halftime. Ers, I will have you in mind every halftime break for the rest of my life thanks to you.

This morning, as I rode the el while listening to my latest guilty pleasure download, "Just You 'N Me" by Chicago, I thought it would be time for a good Fuck You post. I will start my Fuck You gathering today.

I would like to thank Stranger D for that upcoming Fuck You post inspiration... "You are my in-spir-ra-tion... daah... just you n me... daah"... damn catchy tune.