Holy Boner!

Did someone slip some Viagra in my K1 and tonic last night b/c I've been walking around with a huge boner for the entire day. I pass people in the hallways and they're like "Hey Eric... whoa, easy with that thing, big fella" as they move as far away as they can very my very stiff love rod. Yeah, that's right, love rod.

I do always get more horny the less I sleep. So last night I went to bed at 5:15 and woke up at 6:45 which explains a lot of the boner issues today I guess. I had these boring ass meeting all day and all that's going through my head is fucking, grabbing, kissing, licking, stroking, eating, pulling, pushing, thrusting, cumming... it just won't stop. I feel like my old self today.