One other thing I can't stand

I forgot one more thing to add to that list...

Blue Mouth Wash - I make this mistake about every 5 years. I go to the store planning on buying my ole reliable, the Green Scope. But I saw the Blue Crest that was on sale and thought, yeah, maybe that blue mouth wash would taste better... WRONG! It's like washing my mouth out with liquid ass. And then I think back to 5 years earlier, realize that I have made this mistake before, and in my best Napoleon Dynamite voice in my head, I tell myself "Idiot".