What are Tuesdays good for? How bout a stupid poll

Much like my T, I'm hurting on ideas these days so why not throw out a dumb poll?

1. How old are you/male or female? -29 Male
2. How many people have you slept with? -Don’t really know, is that bad? I would say b/w 15-20
3. Lost virginity at what age? -Late bloomer style, 18
4. How many blow jobs/oral sex have you given? –More than I've had sex with. It's one of my favorite things to do, what can I say, I'm a pleaser
5. How many one nightstands? -Either 3 or 4, you can throw my first into that category
6. Ever banged your friend’s significant other? -Hell no, I like to keep my friends
7. Ever cheated? -No. Seriously, if you’re going to cheat, stay out of a relationship
8. How often do you masturbate? -15-25 times a week
9. What do you masturbate to? -Everything including the toothless woman under the el
10. Most forbidden person you wanted to bang? -A married woman who was my aunt/uncle's best friend, she looked like she would tear any fucking guy in half
11. Ever had a gay/lesbian experience? -No
12. Like the taste of pussy? -I live for it!!!
13. Like the taste of cum? –The taste of what?
14. Use toys? -Not on myself.
15. Ever masturbated at work? -Yes, a lot
16. Craziest place you've had sex? -On the concrete floor in the middle of a dorm hallway in Strasbourg, France with this German girl who could hardly speak english.
17. Like anal? –Sure, bring on the booty
18. Foot fetish? -No, feet don’t do it for me.
19. Weirdest thing you have masturbated with? -I would imagine girls have a lot more interesting answers to this question
20. Met anyone off Craig’s List and had sex the first night? –No, I don’t know anyone who has, I thought those casual encounters were all fake
21. How many porn’s do you have? -Zero, why buy any when my roommate has about a 300 disc dvd collection?
22. Faked an orgasm? -Well, yes, but only when I know the woman is done
23. Favorite position? -The girl on her back with her legs back near her head gives some of the best penetration or doggie is always a fun classic
24. Ever paid for sex? -Do you count taking a girl out for dinner? [I can hear the boo’s rain in with that comment]
25. Ever had sex in a club? -I just wanna dance when I’m at the club. ; )
26. How many is too many? -How many what? Midgets? Boobs? Toothless women under the el?
27. Ever had group sex? -Not yet
28. Ever had cyber sex? –No, why tease yourself.
29. Phone sex? –Yes, but only in desperate times, too much of a tease
30. Dirtiest Fantasy? –I think it would have to be having sex rolled up in a 10 ft flour tortilla stuffed with all the burrito fixins... who wants to make some special sauce??? Hmmm, maybe they meant something else when they said dirty
31. Ever taped yourself? -Nope, it would get out.
32. Taken dirty pictures? -Nope.
33. Ever had sex with someone and didn’t know his or her name? –I’m not proud of it, but yes
34. Ever had sex with anyone famous? -No, sounds overrated.
35. Feel like masturbating now? -Of course, did you see how many times I do it a week, it's like a part time job.
36. Fucked a co-worker? -not at my current position and I would never fish off the company pier again, that’s amateur hour
37. Used someone? –I don’t make a practice of it but I’m sure I have at one point in time
38. When it comes to shallow attraction, what body part does it for you the most? Definitely da boobs, so yummy
39. Ever given/received the shocker? -Yes, it's fun to yell while you're doing it. Totally kidding.
40. Ever hate fuck somebody? -Yes, it's rough sex but after it's over you still don't like them so it's pretty pointless
41. Do you enjoy the dirty talk in bed? -There's a time and place for everything, but when it starts, it's hard to stop
42. Consider fucking someone who writes you as a result of this poll? –Most definitely