Stalking Ensues

Really quickly, I received the 'ole Private listed call at work yesterday followed with the prompt hang up as soon as I answered the phone. I wonder who it could have been. That chick probably has a voodoo doll made up of me by now with a bunch of pins pushed through my testicles. That might explain some of the tension I've been experiencing while jerking off lately.

For those of you who are familiar with the stalking ways, either b/c you have stalked or have been stalked, we know that this is the next step of stalking after a blowout... otherwise known in some circles as stealth stalking.