This Week's List

1. Sox won the World Series last night. Went to Joe's to watch the game even though I can't stand that place. Despite how crowded it was, I still got a seat at the bar. Luckily, the B's got there at 6. I think the doc was about to have a heart attack. Sat there the whole night and the bartender never even comped us a drink. It's not about the money, it's about customer service. Lose a battle, win a war is a lost art in the service industry.

2. Sam wanted to hang out with me last night, first time in over 3 months. She attacked me in the cab on the way home. When we got back, she came 3 times on my tongue and face. She's got a great body. Beautiful ass, flat stomach, big D tits. Yummy. She wants me to do very bad things to her. We'll see what happens. She does have a low potential for going psycho buuuuuut I'm not even close to sold on her yet.

5. Hot chick at the office, but she has unusually hairy arms, I'm talking Koko style... not that I would fish off the company pier but that sucks anyway!

6. How do I always get sat near the woman who's the candy pusher in the office? "Dude, I don't want your nerds for the tenth frickin time, GAWD!"

7. I've got "Don't Stop Believing" stuck in my head. How dare the Sox look to Journey for their playoff song. It's almost enough to make you cheer against them. Why couldn't they have been cool and done something like the Super Bowl Shuffle instead.

8. Every commercial break of the Series we watched at Nick's involved Nick playing a recorded phone call on the stereo of our buddy breaking the news to his wife that he had bought Sox tix for a large amount of money and her reaction to this news, especially b/c she wasn't one of the invitees. Hilarious.

9. I heard a rumor that some girls from VIP will be making an appearance at Club Honore sometime in the near future. What the hell is my roommate thinking? Time to buy a deadbolt for my bedroom door.

10. The fresh meat attorney went psycho on Sat night. You fucking call me at 4:30 am, you want to come over with a friend, you're there for a half hour and then you leave. And that is the 4th time that's happened in the last 3 weeks. Each time she's been crazy in a different way but equally no fun. I can only give so many chances. Then I walk her home b/c she lives so close and I'm a nice guy even though I can't stand her. I don't think she will be contacting anymore though. Sat night I walked her home except I walked about 3 feet in front of her the entire time, when she got to her place I just kept walking. She was pissed b/c she asked if I was going to come in and I didn't say anything, just kept walking. Alright, one would think the invite at the door is a good thing and she has a body that you would love to take for a ride but believe me, invite inside in her book means... c'mon in for a few minutes just long enough for you to start to think something's going to happen and then I'll tell you I have to go to bed. Fuck that sheeeot, beeeeot!

11. Deleted about 12 more numbers out of my cell phone. My call list is very lean now but I needed to drop a lot of dead weight. Sam was off but she snuck back on. Her number's on double secret probation though.

12. Slept with this one girl a couple weekends ago. There really is bad sex or maybe just uninteresting sex. This was a girl that I used to hook up with in college (she even cleaned my apt topless one day on my request which was pretty cool). She was in town visiting and found a way to reach me through mutual friends. She came over and it was blah. On top of it, I wasn't too happy that I did it in the morning. Fuckers remorse. I hate that feeling.

13. Don't know what to be for Halloween. Have to go tomorrow and see what I can come up with.

14. It's all about Ariadne's string these days

15. I'm going to marry the first dirty cop I see on Sat night. Best women's costume... evvah!

16. Looking forward to Sat night's party. My bro and J are dj'ing at Nick's. Then the after hours will be back at my place where bro will dj there as well. I'm feeling a crazy hot tub night coming on, we'll see.

17. I'm not going to let myself get in these piss and shit moods anymore. So my luck is a little down in a couple areas, boo-fucking-hoo. It will be something that I have to work at but I have a lot of good things going for me too. I'll just have to work harder at turning things around in those "needs improvement" areas. Needs improvement -- just like you see in those annual employee review sheets since I am such a corporate slave bitch. Those are gay, by the way...
when you have to do them in May...
and you're just waiting for your pay...
while eating Lick-A-Maid (stretch, I know)...
down by the bay...
when someone yells over to you "Haaaaay"...
so you hit them with a shotgun spray...
and you find out it's Shenaynay...
that hooker you banged from yesterday...
that was pimped by that guy Ray-Ray...
but that's ok...
b/c she was a punk bitch anyway.

Damn, was anyone picking up what I was fucking layin down there???

I'm a lyrical gangsta... werrrrd em'up! Excuse me, Mr. Offissah... werrrd em'up! Jus like et like thaaaaat!