Simple question, not so simple answer

When asked a simple question by my brother, I responded with the following. Can anyone tell I'm bored?
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Can you leave the keys to the car in the mailbox or some other designated place tom. morning?

Thanks.

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Check under the second rock to the left of the 3rd stone to the right of the rental door. Under that rock, there will be an earthworm, if he points north to south, you will have to defeat magical garden gnome that holds the key to the chest with the map in it to find the car keys, if the earthworm points east to west, you will have to catch the next door neighbors cat and throw him into the other neighbors yard, but only if Ronny (the boxer) is outside. At that point, if he makes a barking noise that sounds like "I ruff you", then a Mexican will appear dressed in lederhosen, but make sure he doesn't have leg warmers on or he will sodomize you with the stale tamale he carries in his change purse. If he holds a piccolo in his right hand, then scream at him "noitulover al aviv!!!" which is "viva la revolution!!!" backwards. At that point, he will signal towards the sky where 5 beach balls will fall from directly above you. Only catch the red one, the four brown ones are actually covered in feces from a 3 legged, Ethiopian prostitute who ironically enough lives in Edmonton. Pop the beach ball and inside, there will lie the keys that you seek.

If you don't feel like going through all that, I'll just leave a second set in front of the back door, under the welcome mat.

L8a!
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