Thursday, May 12, 2005

All I want... Bang, bang, bang!

So I'm crawling up the walls b/c I've been so horny lately. I've been feverishly trying to set up dates for this upcoming weekend. Here's what I got so far...

Prospect: Alice
Night: Thursday
Situation: Older woman, currently separated from husband of 20yrs, just looking for fun and new
adventure, could be wild, probably carries some baggage, pretty big boobs

Prospect: Christine
Night: Thursday
Situation: Ex-bartender back in school, likes to drink, tight body, probably has issues, high potential

for wildness

Prospect: Sabrena
Night: Friday
Situation: Young, petite, has a dirty mouth which means she probably likes to talk dirty in bed, likes
to fuck hard, has too many pets, slept with 5 guys in her life, definitely fun and sweet with a streak of wildness in her, has sex drive of an 18 yr old guy (pretty awesome)

That's for this immediate weekend as of right now. I have some prospects in Nicky and Sherri who want to come visit soon but we'll see, I have to feel them out a bit before I commit to that.

I have to say that this horniness lately was definitely sent into overdrive when I saw that hostess at Moonshine on Tuesday night. Jesus Christ, out of all my travels around the world, she is easily one of the hottest women I've ever seen in person. And she's only 2 blocks from where I live, imagine that. This girl was so hot that when she came to sit a couple on the patio, the whole place went quiet. At the same time, every guy she passed saluted her with a pup tent of their own. Guaranteed every guy went home and jerked off to her. Even guys who were married or had gf, I bet they even snuck into the bathroom while their significant other was asleep just to get some simulated, imaginary alone time with that girl. I bet even most of the women there went home and double clicked the 'ole mouse just thinking of her. That's really how hot this chick was. She could kick an 80 yr old's sex drive into 5th gear just by looking at her, no viagra necessary. God bless her.

To go and try to talk to her would just be suicide. This one guy that was with us was talking about how he's going to come back and spit some game at her.... .... uh, no you're not. You're not even going to think about that b/c that's suicide. I can speak for myself, I have no game. I could never go talk to someone like that b/c I could never finesse or bullshit a girl like that enough to trick her into going out with me. B/c that's what it would take is for someone to trick her into going out with them b/c looks-wise, this woman is a planet unto herself. To see her with any man would be a disappointment b/c they could never live up to her looks. Needless to say I will be frequenting Moonshine this summer and admire in silent awe.

This girl not only emanates sex, but she oozes fuck. She makes you want to fuck. How many people have that affect on you? Not too many. But that brings me to my current state of affairs. I need to fuck and I'm going to do it soon. I feel sorry for the next girl I bang b/c it's going to be hard and long. By the end, she'll half to beg me to stop and I maybe even then I might not, who knows?

Get ready, cause here I come.... again, and again, and again, and again.