Out in the sticks

So last night I had my date with Sabrena. I had to drive out to outside of Crystal Lake to meet her. Jesus, it took me over an hour and I was in the fucking boondocks. Since the Thai place was closed since I was running a little late, she had me meet her at Applebees, how fucking suburban trash is that? But I can't complain b/c my chix quesadillas were pretty damn good. Also, I think that Crystal Lake might be a place of untapped ass. I would have banged our server into next week if Sabrena wasn't there. She was a lot more Gothy than I expected but you know, it's fine. I like all looks. She even paid for dinner even though I tried my best to take it away from her so that was pretty cool of her. She actually pushed to go watch a movie back at her place. Pretty much 15 min into it she was groaning but kept stopping the action. This process took place a couple more times. I knew that if I just pushed it a little more I could have fucked her. But I didn't. I don't know, maybe it's what Nick and I were talking about, maybe it is the chase that I get off more on than anything. I could have had it but I stopped and I haven't been laid in a couple months. What's my problem? It was either the chase theory or the fact that her place smelled like the monkey house in the zoo. She's got a dog, a cat, and 4 ferrets. Fucking beast master style, you know? It's got to be those ferrets that stink up the joint. Fucking eh, I thought I was going to lose my quesadillas within the first 5 min I was in there.

So then check this out. She wants me to stay but I had to tell her that I had to get back to the city b/c i had an early morning appt, which I did. So her husky was shedding its winter coat and it got all over my black pants. I didn't want to drag that shit home with me so I had a pair of jeans in the car that I changed into in her house. What do I fucking do? I left my pants at her place. FUCK! Now, I have to talk to this girl and play nice until I get one of my favorite pairs of pants back. I'm so pissed at myself. What an idiot! On top of it, I'm going to have to wait until she comes out to the city to get them b/c there is no way I'm going out there again. Damn it.

Tonight I'm going to Sonoteque with Ed to see Photek. I'll have sushi with Kelly and Ann-Marie before that. But I better go out and buy a new outfit for tonight.

I've got a secret place to get hot women that no guy knows about. It's such an untapped resource. I would love to write it down here but I don't want every limp dick out there tapping into my shit. Too bad. Hopefully you guys out there find what I'm talking about. I just landed such a hot chick's number. God, you don't even know what fucking is if I get ahold of this girl.

"Me love you longtime"