Random July Pic

This is a pic from my buddy's parents place on Michigan Ave looking over Millenium Park on a random July night. It's one of my favorite pictures.

That's one of my best friends, Pat, in the lower right corner. He's been in Spain and Dubai for the past year working. He'll be home for good come December.

What are Tuesdays good for? How bout a stupid poll

Much like my T, I'm hurting on ideas these days so why not throw out a dumb poll?

1. How old are you/male or female? -29 Male
2. How many people have you slept with? -Don’t really know, is that bad? I would say b/w 15-20
3. Lost virginity at what age? -Late bloomer style, 18
4. How many blow jobs/oral sex have you given? –More than I've had sex with. It's one of my favorite things to do, what can I say, I'm a pleaser
5. How many one nightstands? -Either 3 or 4, you can throw my first into that category
6. Ever banged your friend’s significant other? -Hell no, I like to keep my friends
7. Ever cheated? -No. Seriously, if you’re going to cheat, stay out of a relationship
8. How often do you masturbate? -15-25 times a week
9. What do you masturbate to? -Everything including the toothless woman under the el
10. Most forbidden person you wanted to bang? -A married woman who was my aunt/uncle's best friend, she looked like she would tear any fucking guy in half
11. Ever had a gay/lesbian experience? -No
12. Like the taste of pussy? -I live for it!!!
13. Like the taste of cum? –The taste of what?
14. Use toys? -Not on myself.
15. Ever masturbated at work? -Yes, a lot
16. Craziest place you've had sex? -On the concrete floor in the middle of a dorm hallway in Strasbourg, France with this German girl who could hardly speak english.
17. Like anal? –Sure, bring on the booty
18. Foot fetish? -No, feet don’t do it for me.
19. Weirdest thing you have masturbated with? -I would imagine girls have a lot more interesting answers to this question
20. Met anyone off Craig’s List and had sex the first night? –No, I don’t know anyone who has, I thought those casual encounters were all fake
21. How many porn’s do you have? -Zero, why buy any when my roommate has about a 300 disc dvd collection?
22. Faked an orgasm? -Well, yes, but only when I know the woman is done
23. Favorite position? -The girl on her back with her legs back near her head gives some of the best penetration or doggie is always a fun classic
24. Ever paid for sex? -Do you count taking a girl out for dinner? [I can hear the boo’s rain in with that comment]
25. Ever had sex in a club? -I just wanna dance when I’m at the club. ; )
26. How many is too many? -How many what? Midgets? Boobs? Toothless women under the el?
27. Ever had group sex? -Not yet
28. Ever had cyber sex? –No, why tease yourself.
29. Phone sex? –Yes, but only in desperate times, too much of a tease
30. Dirtiest Fantasy? –I think it would have to be having sex rolled up in a 10 ft flour tortilla stuffed with all the burrito fixins... who wants to make some special sauce??? Hmmm, maybe they meant something else when they said dirty
31. Ever taped yourself? -Nope, it would get out.
32. Taken dirty pictures? -Nope.
33. Ever had sex with someone and didn’t know his or her name? –I’m not proud of it, but yes
34. Ever had sex with anyone famous? -No, sounds overrated.
35. Feel like masturbating now? -Of course, did you see how many times I do it a week, it's like a part time job.
36. Fucked a co-worker? -not at my current position and I would never fish off the company pier again, that’s amateur hour
37. Used someone? –I don’t make a practice of it but I’m sure I have at one point in time
38. When it comes to shallow attraction, what body part does it for you the most? Definitely da boobs, so yummy
39. Ever given/received the shocker? -Yes, it's fun to yell while you're doing it. Totally kidding.
40. Ever hate fuck somebody? -Yes, it's rough sex but after it's over you still don't like them so it's pretty pointless
41. Do you enjoy the dirty talk in bed? -There's a time and place for everything, but when it starts, it's hard to stop
42. Consider fucking someone who writes you as a result of this poll? –Most definitely