Weekend Recap and Past Revisited

Friday -- stayed in and watched horror movies. I actually wished I had someone to watch those with but getting anyone to come over to do that wasn't going so well.

Saturday:
1. Ran charity event, it exceeded expectations, I will free Timmy from his cage in the basement and get the clamps removed from his testicles, I did some good and I felt good
2. Lots of fine women came to the event. It made me extremely happy why I worked the door. It would have made me happier if the bartender from downstairs gave me some lovin.
3. I went out afterwards with friends. My friend Heather asked if it would be ok to make out with my brother. I didn't know I wielded that kind of power. I told her I don't care which is true. However, she is building herself quite the hit list of my friends and now my family. What is she up to now?... Nate, Pat, Paul and now Mike. That's four down. She's averaging one per each time she hangs out with me when I have a group of friends around. It's sort of funny but she just better not make shit weird for me.
4. Left abruptly from bar. Fatigue hit me like a ton of bricks. I don't think my group was happy about that.
5. Ate burrito
6. Passed out at around 4

Sunday:
1. Played penny tripoley with the fam back OP.
2. Came home, watched more horror movies.

Today:
1. Got informal offer for job. Will be made VP in 3 months.
2. Got email when I returned from meeting for job that said a person I know (one I consider a friend) is trying to block me from getting the position.
3. Small man with a big ego. Long story, pissed that I have to deal with this right now.
4. Emily sent me text... Here's how the following text convo went verbatim...

Emily - I haven't heard from you in a long time. Hope everything is grand.

Me - Well, it's because I really don't like you. Everything is grand.

Emily - Interesting revalation (took me a couple minutes to figure out that was
supposed to be 'revelation'). Glad to hear everything is A-Ok.

Me - I can't believe you call 4 months of not talking a revelation. Not only are you
ignorant, but you're acting like an idiot.

Emily - Good to talk to you too. Take care.

Me - Later skater

Honestly, this chick is one dumb bitch. This is the same girl who acted like my girlfriend everytime we hung out in the spring, then breaks the news to me the night before my birthday this year that we're just friends. Fine, I can handle that, that's not what makes me so pissed. Then she shows up to my birthday, tries to monopolize my time by dragging me into rooms to talk while I am trying to host 100 peple at my place. She gives me King Tut tickets that we can go see at the Field Museum in July which was a really nice gesture. Then she continues on with how I am the best guy in the world and blah, blah, blah.

During the next month before the Tut outing, she's calling me at 6 am every Friday and Saturday b/c she wants to party. There were several times that she couldn't even put words together. She would wander down the streets of Chicago calling me to come over. And here's the kicker, she was dating someone. In fact, it was a UFC fighter who had never won a match. She would come over to my place (because he was in training, for what, I don't know) and act like a drunk idiot. And she wouldn't even hook up, she would just sleepover. Now as much as I love when people treat my home like a halfway house, this really wasn't going to fly.

Now we're at Sat morning, the morning of our Tut outing. I call her up ready to go. She tells me 1 hour beforehand that she would rather reschedule. She sounded like shit... probably out partying all night. Fine but I tell her to call me that day to tell me when we're going to reschedule since she has to call the museum to do all of this. She doesn't call back for over a week. What a bitch. So when she calls, I sort of let her have it but not even about the Tut thing. I told her that her calling me up at 6 am to come crash at my place wasn't going to work unless she was going to fuck. She was caught a little off guard so I reiterated it for her.

"Next time you want to come crash or hang out at my place that late at night, you better be ready to spread your legs"

She never called again and I was happy.