Holy Shit! It's been awhile. Labor Day has passed and I still do not have a position, despite the "hot" market. I was about to accept at another bank downtown when I got a call yesterday that they just went on a hiring freezed for an undetermined amount of time. I'm so damned pissed off about it.
So the summer for the most part has been relaxing, a little too relaxing. I think I put on a good 10 lbs with all the bbq'ing, late night partying and generally lazier than usual lifestyle. Now that summer is winding down, I've put myself on a strict diet regiment. Who knew throwing up in Campbell soup cans could make the weight melt away... and I never feel hungry! So no one wants to make out with me b/c my breath smells like a baby shit out partly digested sweet tarts. Holy shit, I even felt myself gag a little on that description.
Things that have been on my mind lately or what I've been doing:
1. Jeremy Piven (b/c I just started watching Entourage) - when did he get all that hair? Did he always have that? When you get popular, does it make your hair grow?
2. And why we're on it, didn't that fucker used to be named Pivens? I could have sworn he had that 's' on the end of his name when he starred in the classic feature, PCU. No matter, I still love the guy.
3. I have watched Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy more times than I would like to admit and I hate myself for it.
4. My mom displayed "toe shields" to my friends at the lakehouse this weekend. This is tinfoil used to protect your pedies from bug spray that will remove any nail polish. The question still remains: My mom... mad woman or clever genius? It looks completely ridiculous but whatever works I guess.
5. American women who leave the U.S. to live in Canada are most likely nuttier than a shit house frat.
6. I taught myself backgammon.
7. My roommate got a girlfriend. That's great for him, but he hangs out with her every night... it's a little weird. I've never been like that with any girl I've dated.
8. This entry blows, I had so much to say and now I can't remember. Give me some time peeps, I'll get back in my groove.
I'm watching Apocolypse Now Redux and it's the extended part with the playmates. Let me just say... Lonely Playmates + Acid = Amazing Times. Chef calling that girl by Miss December b/c he doesn't know her name and then her correcting him by saying she's Miss May is priceless. I wish I was having crazy bird sex right now.
"Who are you?"
"Oh, I'm next, ma'am"
Fucking gold, Larry Fishburn!
Highlights from the summer:
1. Turned 30
2. Lots of lakehouse trips
3. Cathy trippin' on bluff rules
4. Nick's party - Mike was off the hook
5. Rooftop movies
6. Learned how to burn DVDs - I think I've burned about 150 so far -- I know, DORK
7. Partied way too much at beginning of summer
8. Saw the bartender in St. Joe
9. Ruined my relationship with the bartender from St. Joe -- she was boring in the sack anyway
10. Don't talk to Emily anymore -- I date one of her "friends" now, her friends don't even contact her anymore b/c she hogs all the attention when they go out
11. Landscaped the backyard
12. Landscaped the rooftop - those plants are all pretty much dead by now
13. Interviewed with too many recruiters that overpromise and underdeliver
14. Got hooked on Nanogreens
15. Purposely wore the same going out outfit for the entire summer to see if anyone would say anything... they didn't. I don't know what to think about that.
16. Sort of seeing someone right now... don't know how I feel about that. I should really like her and I do but I'm not gaga. I think my job situation right now has got me in a weird place.
17. I know someone who got thrown in jail for calling the Secret Service and threatening to kill the president, the vice pres, his wife and my aunt. Are you fucking kidding me? He's fucking creepy and comes as no surprise.
I'm done for now.
