Weekend Recap

Friday:
-Played Tripoley and Texas Hold Em until 3 am. I won so at least it was worth staying up late.

Saturday:
-Wedding
-Went with a blind date... ballsy move by me and it sort of paid off
-I say sort of b/c she got along with the people fine, she looked pretty good but she didn't like me
-That was the least of my worries since I was spending most of my time with my friends
-Took blind date b/c I thought the wedding was next week and my date had a housewarming party planned for yesterday
-My date really thought she was the shit and typically I would knock a girl down a couple notches for being like that but she got a break b/c she stepped up to go to this thing with me
-Even though she was pretty high on herself, she was wearing the orange clown makeup face that you could see the outline by her ears and below her jawline
-She made me go out with her afterwards, I didn't want to go especially b/c it was just me and her
-It didn't make any sense either b/c she wasn't into me
-At the bar, I sat there while she was just drunk -- at least there were other hot girls there that I just imagined fucking the entire time
-Went to that housewarming party after that
-Saw the original girl I was supposed to go to the wedding with playing kissy face with some homo
-And I'm serious when I say that, this guy is only kidding himself if he thinks he's straight
-Then, he kept grabbing my other friends ass thinking he was funny
-I subtly explained to him that there might be a problem if he did it again
-It stopped
-My friends and I left there at about 4
-Went home and made pizza
-Jerked off

Sunday:
-Jerked off twice
-Watched Bears get killed
-Jerked off 3 more times
-Pretty bored
-Want to watch movie with someone and just lay around