Things that are on my mind lately...

1. When companies take my favorite songs and put them into gay commercials
2. My roommate talking to his ex again -- if they get back together, it's good for me b/c the lame hoes who hang around my place every weekend will be gone, however, it will be bad for him. I think he forgets all the bullshit that surrounded that relationship.
3. How I just want to eat $20 worth of Taco Bell
4. How big those girls tits were at the gym yesterday, especially once you take off the sports bra
5. What trouble or lameness lies in store for me this weekend
6. How 99% of the women in my life honestly disgust me -- I really think they are trying to make me go homo b/c I can't believe that many people in one gender could do so many stupid things
7. What am I going to do at work without TMome for the next 3 weeks? -- time to fly under the radar -- I'm way too green to have my ass hanging out there on the chopping block
8. How I wish I could have ended up with Vanessa
9. How I wish you could call a time out in life sometimes
10. Am I so tired these days b/c I'm getting old?
11. I have six and a half months to go before I turn 30 and something better shape up soon or that's going to mean that #29 was worse than #28 and I can't have that happen
12. NYE -- I hope we're not having a party at the house (You know, I don't know what it is but I never get laid at my own house parties, probably b/c I'm hosting the fuck out of it, never get a chance to talk to anyone for more than 2 min -- note to self - hire kick out committee)
13. Speaking of kick out committee, and as stupid as this sounds, I really do miss Sarah -- I hope the reason I haven't heard from her is b/c things are going really well for her. Every night when I come home, I check to see if I got a msg from her, then I check again in the morning when I wake up. What's that all about? I don't know, from the little I did know, I just felt like I was paddling next to her in the same boat. It was comforting in a sense to feel like you had someone on your side who at least understood something about you.

Don't Be a Dummy, Deposit on the Tummy

My weekend was pretty quiet. Played some Mexican Dominoes on Sat, stayed up late drinking with my bro and watching Goodfellas on HBO. At least out of the 8 HBOs that we have, they play 1 good movie per week. I went down to Mich Ave and did some shopping on Sun with Lo. We came back to my place and watched Amityville Horror. I couldn't help but thinking, what is that Ryan Reynolds (Van Wilder) doing engaged to Alanis Morrisette? I don't get it, must be a canadian thing. Then Lo had an episode and had to leave my place abrubtly. And to make this short, she wanted the cock and I wouldn't play along, especially b/c she's seeing someone now. So she bit me on my arm and left. And it was fucking hard, it's Wed and it still hurts like a bitch. She has a new 1 drink maximum at my house now.

Anyway, Lo spent Sat at the abortion clinic. Not b/c of anything with her but for her friend. Her friend, who's married, got pregnant not from her husband but from the guy that she's cheating on him with. Now, I am proud to say I don't know this person and don't care to hang out with people like that. I do a lot of questionable things but I was never down with the cheating thing. Here's the fucked up part, the guy she's been cheating with of course knows she's married but has been trying to get her pregnant. If you are going to cheat, why the fuck would you mess around with someone who's trying to impregnate you? I guess she never had the lets-keep-this-discreet talk with him. After it was over, she said she's not going to see this guy anymore but you know as well as I do that that's a whole truck load of bullshit. To keep writing about this situation would only put me in a bad mood for the rest of the day. But situations like this only prove to me once again that there are a lot of stupid people out there.

Who am I to say that? I'm your daddy, bitch.

Today's lesson for not getting pregnant: Don't be a dummy, deposit on the tummy.